Living on the southern empisphere, there are a few shows from the U.S. we never get a chance to watch. But I’ve been introduced to “How I met your mother” by a friend. I admit it: I’m addicted.
I could not help but to post this, taken from one of the series episodes: a list of 50 reasons why people have sex. Written by Lily Aldrin the character portraied by Alyson Hannigan. Here’s the link to the napkin, and I’ll copy it below (I could not figure out a few words though):
- Because you can’t get to sleep
- Make-up sex
- Break-up sex
- Your friend told you about a new position
- Revenge
- Rebound
- Paratrooping / Bangin’ for roof
- Nothing good on TV
- Because you’re in a hotel
- Curiosity
- It’s raining
- It’s halftime
- Diet / exercise
- Celebrate recent weight loss
- You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action
- Prom night
- You’re already at their place and don’t want to have to move your car
- Show off new lingerie
- Celebrate major victory by favorite team and/or political candidate
- Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex: airplane, Burger King, bathroom)
- To prove you’re not in a rut
- Stress relief
- Just shaved legs
- Forgot to buy a birthday present
- “Let’s get it on” by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio
- Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience
- Your one chance with a celebrity
- Time an egg
- To avoid cleaning, studying or doing work of any kind
- She wants to
- It’s cold outside
- Cheer someone up (pity)
- Keeping up with the neighbors
- Your roommate is out of town and you can do it on the couch
- Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I’m not / we’re not / you’re not pregnant
- Practice
- They have air-conditioning and you don’t
- Because he/she is from one of the countries you haven’t had sex with a person from yet
- “Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts” sex
- Called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway
- Because she looks like your super hot cousin and this is the closest it’ll ever get to being okay
- Breaking in a new apartment
- Because he said he loves you and you’re not ready to say it back yet
- Wingman diving on the friends genade
- Your condoms are about to expire
- His getting a little hard
- Miscommunication (cheetos sex)
- To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving + dental hygiene)
- To change the subject
- Love